The Steaks Are High in Cow, an Upcoming Skateboard Game Set in a Volcano

If you like your indie games fast-paced, absurd, and entirely devoid of bloated 40-hour storylines, developer ZDEsy has a treat for you. Their upcoming arcade title, appropriately titled Cow, puts you into the hooves of the world’s most extreme farm animal: a skateboard riding cow hurtling through a volcano above a pool of lava.

The pitch is pure arcade chaos: no unskippable cutscenes, just instant-respawn action across over 60 levels. To survive, you’ll need precision timing to kickflip over spiked balls, dodge rogue police cars, and duck blinding milk attacks while pulling off tricks to rack up high scores. Plus, you can collect scattered steaks throughout the levels to unlock new cosmetic skins for your skating bovine.